The bonus covers
Six covers arrived. That sentence is the whole of what this page can honestly tell you, and the rest of it explains why that is worth saying out loud.
Six bonus cover images were supplied with this product. Nothing else was: no contents, no author, no page count, no delivery method, and no statement of which packs include them. None of the six is mentioned anywhere in the seller’s written pack.
So this page shows the covers, names them as they are titled on the artwork, and describes the contents of none of them. If a bonus matters to your decision, it has to be confirmed with the order desk on +1 (302) 200-3480 before you buy.
The six covers, as supplied
Titles as they are printed on the images. Nothing below them is a description of what is inside.
Six cover graphics arrived with this product’s artwork. They are shown here once, at the size they were supplied, with the titles printed on them.
Six cover images were supplied. That is the whole of what was supplied: no contents, no page count, no author, no delivery method, no statement of which packs include them, and no mention of any of them anywhere in the written pack. A cover is not a book. If a bonus matters to your decision, ask the order desk before you buy, on +1 (302) 200-3480.
Each of those titles is a title. It is not a summary, a contents list or a claim about length, and this page does not treat it as one.
A cover is not a book
Obvious when stated, and quietly doing a lot of work in the way bonuses are usually presented.
A cover image is a piece of design. It establishes that somebody made a graphic with a title on it. It does not establish that a document exists behind the graphic, how long that document is, who wrote it, or whether it has been written yet.
That distinction is not pedantry on a page like this one. In offers of this kind the bonus is often a substantial part of what the buyer believes they are getting, and it is presented entirely through covers — six rectangles, six titles, and an implied library.
Yes
- The covers are real images and they were genuinely supplied.
- The titles are legible and are reproduced here exactly.
- Showing them lets you ask the seller about them by name.
- Naming the absence is more useful to you than hiding the covers would be.
Settle this first
- No contents were supplied for any of the six.
- No author, credential or publisher was supplied for any of them.
- No page count, format or file type was supplied.
- No delivery method was supplied — not a download, not an email, not a posted item.
- No statement of which packs include which bonus was supplied.
- Not one of them is mentioned anywhere in the written pack.
That right-hand column is longer than the left one, which is the entire finding of this page.
What was not supplied, itemised
Stated as a list because a paragraph lets this kind of absence slide past.
| What a buyer would need to know | What was supplied |
|---|---|
| What is inside each one | Nothing. No contents, summary, chapter list or sample |
| Who wrote it | Nothing. No author, credential or publisher |
| How long it is | Nothing. No page count and no format |
| How it reaches you | Nothing. No download link, no email, no posted item and no timing |
| Which packs include it | Nothing. No statement that any pack includes any bonus |
| Whether it is included at all | Nothing. The written pack does not mention a bonus anywhere |
| What it is worth | Nothing. No value, price or comparison was supplied — and no price was supplied for the product either |
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Every row says the same word, which is unusual even by the standards of this site. It is also why this page will not describe the contents of any of the six: there is nothing to describe them from, and writing a plausible summary from a title is invention.
The disagreement between the two documents is itself recorded. The artwork supplied six covers; the written pack names no bonus at all. That is one of the listed conflicts on the label page.
Why they are on this site at all
Six images were refused elsewhere on this site. These were not, and the reason is worth setting out.
There is a fair question behind this section, and a reader is entitled to ask it: if nothing at all was supplied about the six, why print the covers?
This site declined to publish several supplied images: a row of mastheads implying press coverage, snapshots of people holding the bottle, a studio portrait with no name, and body-change photography. Each of those asserts something — that a journal wrote about this, that these are customers, that this is the result — and nothing supplied supported the assertion.
A bonus cover is different in one specific way. It asserts that a cover exists, and a cover does exist — you are looking at it. The claim the image makes is one the image itself satisfies.
Hiding them would also be the less useful choice. A reader who sees a bonus mentioned at checkout is better served by a page that names all six and says plainly that nothing was supplied about them, than by a site that pretends they were never offered.
What to ask the desk before you buy
Five questions. Ask them before the transaction, because afterwards they become a refund conversation.
If a bonus is part of why you are buying, none of this can be settled from a cover image. Ring the order desk on +1 (302) 200-3480 — orders, tracking, changes, refunds, monday to friday, 9:00am to 5:00pm eastern time — and ask these five things.
- Which of the six, if any, come with the pack I am buying? Ask by title, using the titles on this page.
- How do they reach me, and when? A download link in the order email, a separate email, or something posted — and how long after the order.
- What format are they, and how long? A page count and a file type. Both are ordinary questions with ordinary answers.
- Who wrote them? A name and a credential, particularly if any of the six touches on what you should eat or do.
- If a bonus does not arrive, does that affect the refund? The guarantee window is 60 days from purchase unless the sales page prints longer, and the window is what you have.
Write down the answers and the date you were given them. As with several other figures on this product, a reply on the telephone is currently the only version of this information anywhere.
How this site treats a bonus in general
One rule, applied here and everywhere else on the site.
The rule is the same one that keeps a price off the pricing page and an offers block out of the structured data: nothing is written into a page that was not supplied, printed on the artwork, or read in a cited source.
Applied to a bonus, that produces exactly what you see here. The covers are shown, because they were supplied. The titles are printed, because they are on the covers. The contents are not described, because nobody described them.
It would be easy to write six confident paragraphs from six titles. A metabolic challenge over ten days, a protocol for the gut flora, a guide to sleeping better — the words almost write themselves, which is precisely the problem. Anything this site wrote about them would be fiction with a bibliography of one graphic.
If the seller supplies the contents, the authors and the delivery method, this page will change and will say when it changed. Until then it is six covers and an itemised list of what nobody has said about them.
One more thing worth asking
If a bonus is part of why you are buying, settle it before you pay rather than after. The order desk can say in one sentence whether a guide is included with the pack you are looking at, how it arrives, and whether it is a download or something posted. None of those three answers is on this site because none of them was supplied to it.
It is a small thing and it is the kind of small thing that turns into a refund conversation. A minute on the phone is cheaper than a return.
See the SlimTide packs
One, three or six bottles. The price is on the seller’s checkout page, because it is one of the few figures this site was never given — and a figure we were not given is not a figure we will print.
Shipping cost and delivery time were not supplied either, which matters more than usual on a product whose label asks for refrigeration. The guarantee is 60 days from purchase unless the sales page prints longer.